The Art of Artificial Insemination
De BISAWiki
| Linha 1: | Linha 1: | ||
| - | Recently, I read a write-up in the | + | Recently, I read a write-up in the newspaper a few vet who focuses primarily on artificially inseminating animals. Obviously, as anyone would assume meaning the semen has to be obtained by someone at the same time. The vet just been a woman.not that there's anything wrong with that (apologies to Seinfeld.yes, I know that does not make her gay, but, really, come on. )Is it-my imagination or would not that just take a whole lot of fun out of for the animal? Consider, a race horse is create to stud after creating vast amounts for his owners by winning races and this is his reward?? He is been boasting to his buddies at the neighborhood eating trough about each of the fillies he will be bedding soon and then he sees a girl coming at him with a glove on.please tell me she wears a glove! I imagine it could become a lot worse, he could visit a proctologist coming towards him as he snaps on a rubber glove like I did for my last bodily, but it still just does not seem reasonable to the horse. Plus, what's it prone to do to the horse's tone? And how about blindness?! ?? This gets less and less fair the more I think about it.The article said because it stops accidents to the female [http://infertilitytexas.com/tubal-reanastomosis.php tubal ligation].all the wild dog gender it is safer for the creatures this way, I suppose. But that has been possibly why the horse worked so hard to win dozens of events in the initial place, so he may be rewarded with wild animal sex.The vet does not just assistance horses, as it were, but other animals as well. Is it me, or do you also doubt the options of turtles hurting themselves by rapid, wild intimate movements? .And how will you collect semen from a lizard? Or maybe more precisely, from where do you collect semen from a snake?My next thought is how large of the pot do you need to collect semen from a horse and who holds it? Also, do they have to exhibit the horses photographs of feminine horses in suggestive positions or do they make horse porn for this purpose (or for excessively unusual humans? )Oh sure, someone is going to spoil this even further for poor people creatures by telling me a human doesn't obtain the semen but that it's done by some sort of a machine.or worse someone has written a software package that does it. SERIOUSLY PEOPLE! We are planning to get these poor animals so ticked off at us the following thing you know they will not consent to be enjoyed by us anymore.How about we examine the mind of this woman who makes a full time income from doing this thing to farm animals? Wouldn't Sigmund Freud have a field day with that? But, then, from the same token, what kind of a psycho becomes a psychiatrist?.or what kind of an.becomes a proctologist?.. or what kind of abecomes an urologist? I do believe whoever has actually divorced somebody in those professions could let you know! But, alas, let's maybe not throw aspersions.no neglect that, I would.I wonder what the female creatures think of all of this. Oh sure, the Jewish female animals (is that where kosher meats come from?) are happy, they no further have to produce the lightweight frustration excuses. And this causes it to be easier on the one that are embarrassed by their major thighs, this is very true of the cows and the pigs. But how about the feminine creatures in bars attempting to attract a husband? They are able to not say, 'Do you need to come back up-to my apartment for some coffee and who knows, maybe later my veterinarian should come over with her glove and semen cup.'Is not it likely that the lonely sheepherder out in the hills for such a long time may find this whole notion of artificially inseminating his herd rather offensive.never mind. That really is just a whole different topic. |
Edição de 02h23min de 19 de novembro de 2013
Recently, I read a write-up in the newspaper a few vet who focuses primarily on artificially inseminating animals. Obviously, as anyone would assume meaning the semen has to be obtained by someone at the same time. The vet just been a woman.not that there's anything wrong with that (apologies to Seinfeld.yes, I know that does not make her gay, but, really, come on. )Is it-my imagination or would not that just take a whole lot of fun out of for the animal? Consider, a race horse is create to stud after creating vast amounts for his owners by winning races and this is his reward?? He is been boasting to his buddies at the neighborhood eating trough about each of the fillies he will be bedding soon and then he sees a girl coming at him with a glove on.please tell me she wears a glove! I imagine it could become a lot worse, he could visit a proctologist coming towards him as he snaps on a rubber glove like I did for my last bodily, but it still just does not seem reasonable to the horse. Plus, what's it prone to do to the horse's tone? And how about blindness?! ?? This gets less and less fair the more I think about it.The article said because it stops accidents to the female tubal ligation.all the wild dog gender it is safer for the creatures this way, I suppose. But that has been possibly why the horse worked so hard to win dozens of events in the initial place, so he may be rewarded with wild animal sex.The vet does not just assistance horses, as it were, but other animals as well. Is it me, or do you also doubt the options of turtles hurting themselves by rapid, wild intimate movements? .And how will you collect semen from a lizard? Or maybe more precisely, from where do you collect semen from a snake?My next thought is how large of the pot do you need to collect semen from a horse and who holds it? Also, do they have to exhibit the horses photographs of feminine horses in suggestive positions or do they make horse porn for this purpose (or for excessively unusual humans? )Oh sure, someone is going to spoil this even further for poor people creatures by telling me a human doesn't obtain the semen but that it's done by some sort of a machine.or worse someone has written a software package that does it. SERIOUSLY PEOPLE! We are planning to get these poor animals so ticked off at us the following thing you know they will not consent to be enjoyed by us anymore.How about we examine the mind of this woman who makes a full time income from doing this thing to farm animals? Wouldn't Sigmund Freud have a field day with that? But, then, from the same token, what kind of a psycho becomes a psychiatrist?.or what kind of an.becomes a proctologist?.. or what kind of abecomes an urologist? I do believe whoever has actually divorced somebody in those professions could let you know! But, alas, let's maybe not throw aspersions.no neglect that, I would.I wonder what the female creatures think of all of this. Oh sure, the Jewish female animals (is that where kosher meats come from?) are happy, they no further have to produce the lightweight frustration excuses. And this causes it to be easier on the one that are embarrassed by their major thighs, this is very true of the cows and the pigs. But how about the feminine creatures in bars attempting to attract a husband? They are able to not say, 'Do you need to come back up-to my apartment for some coffee and who knows, maybe later my veterinarian should come over with her glove and semen cup.'Is not it likely that the lonely sheepherder out in the hills for such a long time may find this whole notion of artificially inseminating his herd rather offensive.never mind. That really is just a whole different topic.
