The Art of Artificial Insemination
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| - | Recently, I read | + | Recently, I read an article in the paper a couple of doctor who focuses primarily on artificially inseminating animals. Naturally, as everyone would think meaning the sperm needs to be obtained by someone as well. The vet just happened to be a woman.not that there's anything wrong with that (apologies to Seinfeld.yes, I understand that does not make her gay, but, really, come on. )Is it-my imagination or would not that just have a good deal of fun out of for your animal? Consider, a race horse is put out to stud after making millions of dollars for his owners by winning competitions and that is his reward?? He's been boasting to his buddies at the neighborhood eating trough about all the fillies he'll be bedding quickly and then he sees a girl coming at him with a glove on.please tell me a glove is worn by her! I suppose it could be considered a lot worse, he could visit a proctologist coming towards him I did for my last physical as he snaps on a rubber glove, but it still just does not seem fair to the horse. Plus, what is it liable to do for the horse's tone? And what about blindness?! ?? This is getting less and less good the more I think about it.The article said it is safer for the animals this way because it prevents accidents to the female.all the wild animal sex, I guess [http://infertilitytexas.com/become-a-center-of-reproductive-medicine-patient.php infertility evaluation]. But which was probably why the horse worked so hard to win those events in the initial position, so he could be rewarded with wild animal sex.The vet does not just support horses, as it were, but other animals as well. Is it me, or can you also doubt the possibilities of turtles hurting themselves by quick, wild intimate motions? .And how will you collect semen from the snake? Or more properly, from where do you collect semen from a snake?My next thought is what size of a cup do you need certainly to collect semen from a horse and it is held by who? Also, do they have to show the horses images of female horses in effective jobs or do they make horse porn for this purpose (or for extremely strange humans? )Oh sure, someone will spoil this further for the poor animals by showing me an individual does not obtain the sperm but that it's done by some sort of a machine.or worse someone has written a software program that does it. THINK ABOUT IT PEOPLE! We are planning to get these poor animals therefore ticked off at us another thing you know they'll not consent to be consumed by us anymore.How about we examine the mind of this woman who makes an income out of doing this thing to farm animals? Would not Sigmund Freud have a field day with that? But, then, by the same token, what kind of a psycho becomes a psychiatrist?.or what kind of an.becomes a proctologist?.. or what kind of abecomes an urologist? I believe whoever has ever divorced somebody in those professions could tell you! But, alas, let us perhaps not throw aspersions.no forget that, I would.I wonder what the feminine animals consider all this. Oh sure, the Jewish female animals (is that where kosher meats come from?) are happy, they no longer have to come up with the thin headache justifications. And this causes it to be easier on the one that are embarrassed by their heavy thighs, this is particularly true of the pigs and the cows. But think about the female animals in bars wanting to attract a husband? They are able to not say, 'Do you need in the future up-to my apartment for some coffee and who knows, perhaps later my veterinarian will come over together with her glove and semen cup.'Is not it likely that the lonely sheepherder out in the mountains for so long might find this whole notion of artificially inseminating his herd rather offensive.never mind. That really is a whole different subject. |
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Recently, I read an article in the paper a couple of doctor who focuses primarily on artificially inseminating animals. Naturally, as everyone would think meaning the sperm needs to be obtained by someone as well. The vet just happened to be a woman.not that there's anything wrong with that (apologies to Seinfeld.yes, I understand that does not make her gay, but, really, come on. )Is it-my imagination or would not that just have a good deal of fun out of for your animal? Consider, a race horse is put out to stud after making millions of dollars for his owners by winning competitions and that is his reward?? He's been boasting to his buddies at the neighborhood eating trough about all the fillies he'll be bedding quickly and then he sees a girl coming at him with a glove on.please tell me a glove is worn by her! I suppose it could be considered a lot worse, he could visit a proctologist coming towards him I did for my last physical as he snaps on a rubber glove, but it still just does not seem fair to the horse. Plus, what is it liable to do for the horse's tone? And what about blindness?! ?? This is getting less and less good the more I think about it.The article said it is safer for the animals this way because it prevents accidents to the female.all the wild animal sex, I guess infertility evaluation. But which was probably why the horse worked so hard to win those events in the initial position, so he could be rewarded with wild animal sex.The vet does not just support horses, as it were, but other animals as well. Is it me, or can you also doubt the possibilities of turtles hurting themselves by quick, wild intimate motions? .And how will you collect semen from the snake? Or more properly, from where do you collect semen from a snake?My next thought is what size of a cup do you need certainly to collect semen from a horse and it is held by who? Also, do they have to show the horses images of female horses in effective jobs or do they make horse porn for this purpose (or for extremely strange humans? )Oh sure, someone will spoil this further for the poor animals by showing me an individual does not obtain the sperm but that it's done by some sort of a machine.or worse someone has written a software program that does it. THINK ABOUT IT PEOPLE! We are planning to get these poor animals therefore ticked off at us another thing you know they'll not consent to be consumed by us anymore.How about we examine the mind of this woman who makes an income out of doing this thing to farm animals? Would not Sigmund Freud have a field day with that? But, then, by the same token, what kind of a psycho becomes a psychiatrist?.or what kind of an.becomes a proctologist?.. or what kind of abecomes an urologist? I believe whoever has ever divorced somebody in those professions could tell you! But, alas, let us perhaps not throw aspersions.no forget that, I would.I wonder what the feminine animals consider all this. Oh sure, the Jewish female animals (is that where kosher meats come from?) are happy, they no longer have to come up with the thin headache justifications. And this causes it to be easier on the one that are embarrassed by their heavy thighs, this is particularly true of the pigs and the cows. But think about the female animals in bars wanting to attract a husband? They are able to not say, 'Do you need in the future up-to my apartment for some coffee and who knows, perhaps later my veterinarian will come over together with her glove and semen cup.'Is not it likely that the lonely sheepherder out in the mountains for so long might find this whole notion of artificially inseminating his herd rather offensive.never mind. That really is a whole different subject.
