The Art of Artificial Insemination
De BISAWiki
Recently, I read a write-up in the paper of a doctor who focuses primarily on unnaturally inseminating creatures. Obviously, as anyone would assume meaning the semen needs to be gathered by some body as well. The veterinarian just happened to be a woman...not that there is anything wrong with that (apologies to Seinfeld...yes, I know that doesn't make her gay, but, really, come on in vitro fertilization. )Is it my imagination or would not that just have a great deal of fun out of for your animal? Imagine, a race horse is put out to stud after making huge amount of money for his owners by succeeding competitions and that is his reward?? He's been boasting to his friends at the area giving trough about each of the fillies he will be bedding soon and then he sees a girl coming at him with a glove on...please tell me she wears a glove! I think it could be a lot worse, he could see a proctologist coming towards him like I did for my last bodily as he snaps on a rubber glove, but it still just does not seem fair to the horse. Plus, what is it prone to do to the horse's appearance? And what about blindness?! ?? This is getting less and less fair the more I believe about it.The report said it's safer for the creatures this way because it prevents accidents to the female...all the wild animal gender, I guess. But that was possibly why the horse worked so hard to win dozens of events in the first place, so he may be rewarded with wild animal sex.The vet doesn't just company horses, as it were, but other animals too. Is it me, or do you also doubt the options of turtles hurting themselves by quick, crazy intimate movements? ...And how will you collect semen from a snake? Or maybe more accurately, from where do you collect semen from a snake?My next thought is how large of a glass do you need to collect semen from a horse and it is held by who? Also, do they've to exhibit the horses pictures of feminine horses in effective jobs or do they make horse porn for this purpose (or for excessively bizarre humans? )Oh sure, someone is going to wreck this further for poor people creatures by showing me an individual does not collect the sperm but that it is done by some type of a machine...or worse someone has written a computer software that does it. SERIOUSLY PEOPLE! We are planning to get these poor animals therefore ticked off at us the following thing you know they will not consent to be swallowed by us anymore.How about we analyze the mind of this woman who makes a living from doing this thing to farm animals? Would not Sigmund Freud have a field day with that? But, then, from the same token, what kind of a psycho becomes a psychiatrist?...or what kind of an...becomes a proctologist?.... or what sort of a....becomes an urologist? I think whoever has ever divorced somebody in those professions could tell you! But, alas, let us not throw aspersions...no neglect that, I would.I wonder what the feminine animals think about all this. Oh sure, the Jewish feminine animals (is that where kosher meats come from?) are happy, they no further need to come up with the cheap headache reasons. And this causes it to be easier on the one which are embarrassed by their heavy thighs, this is very true of the pigs and the cows. But what about the female creatures in bars looking to attract a man? They could not say, 'Do you need to come back up-to my apartment for some coffee and who knows, probably later my veterinarian will come over along with her glove and semen cup.'Is not it likely that the lonely sheepherder out in the hills for such a long time may find this whole idea of artificially inseminating his herd rather offensive...never mind. That really is a whole different matter.
