The Art of Artificial Insemination
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Recently, I read a write-up in the paper in regards to a veterinarian who focuses primarily on artificially inseminating animals. Normally, as everyone would suppose which means the semen needs to be gathered by someone aswell. The veterinarian just were a woman.not that there is anything wrong with that (apologies to Seinfeld fertility exam.yes, I am aware that doesn't make her gay, but, really, come on. )Is it my imagination or wouldn't that just take a whole lot of fun out of for the animal? Imagine, a race horse is put out to stud after making huge amount of money for his owners by winning competitions and that is his reward?? He's been bragging to his pals at the local giving trough about most of the fillies he'll be bedding quickly and then he sees a girl coming at him with a glove on.please tell me she wears a glove! I guess it could become a lot worse, he could view a proctologist coming towards him I did for my last physical as he snaps on a rubber glove, but it still just doesn't seem reasonable to the horse. Plus, what is it liable to do to the horse's complexion? And how about blindness?! ?? This gets less and less reasonable the more I believe about it.The article said because it prevents injuries to the female.all the wild dog gender it's safer for the animals this way, I think. But that has been probably why the horse worked so hard to win dozens of contests in the very first position, so he might be rewarded with wild animal sex.The vet doesn't just company horses, as it were, but other animals as well. Could it be me, or can you also doubt the number of choices of turtles harming themselves by quick, crazy intimate actions? .And how would you collect semen from the lizard? Or more properly, from where do you collect semen from a snake?My next thought is what size of a cup do you have to collect semen from a horse and it is held by who? Also, do they've showing the horses photographs of feminine horses in suggestive jobs or do they make horse porn for this purpose (or for excessively bizarre humans? )Oh sure, someone will ruin this even more for the poor creatures by showing me an individual does not obtain the semen but that it's done by some kind of a machine.or worse someone has written a software program that does it. SERIOUSLY PEOPLE! We're planning to get these poor animals so ticked off at us the next thing you realize they'll not consent to be consumed by us anymore.How about we analyze the psyche of this woman who makes an income out of doing this thing to farm animals? Wouldn't Sigmund Freud have a field day with that? But, then, from the same token, what kind of a psycho becomes a psychiatrist?.or what kind of an.becomes a proctologist?.. or what sort of abecomes an urologist? I think anyone who has actually divorced someone in those professions could tell you! But, alas, let's maybe not cast aspersions.no neglect that, I would.I wonder what the feminine creatures think about all of this. Oh sure, the Jewish female animals (is that where kosher meats come from?) are happy, they no further have to think of the flimsy headache justifications. And this causes it to be easier on the one that are embarrassed by their major thighs, this is very true of the cows and the pigs. But what about the feminine animals in bars attempting to attract a husband? They can not say, 'Would you like in the future around my residence for some coffee and who knows, perhaps later my veterinarian will come over together with her glove and semen cup.'Is not it likely that the unhappy sheepherder out in the mountains for way too long may find this whole notion of artificially inseminating his herd rather offensive.never mind. That really is just a whole different issue.
